Once upon a time there was a man who wanted to have long hair but was unable to do so because of workplace restrictions. He idolized 90's country artists for their music and wished he could grow his own hair with the same freedom they had in choosing their own. Then one day, in 2021, that man had a son. He vowed that this child would have the freedom to wear his hair in any style he chose. Secretly, the man hoped that his son would choose to wear the style of his childhood idols and so the man encouraged his wife not to interfere in the growth of the child's hair so that the child could choose when he wanted to cut it as he got older. However, that child, now growing up on music videos showing the long-haired country greats was obsessed with his long hair. The man asked his wife, when their son was about 1.5, to cut the child's hair into the first mullet. The mother laughingly agreed thinking this was but a pitstop on this hair journey - and, oh how wrong she was, because 2 years later his mullet is now the embodiment of all that is this child- wild chaotic party energy in the back framed by a a sweet almost unassuming smile in the front. This child loves his mullet- his favorite song is "I want my mullet back", he enjoys shaking his mullet out for anyone who will watch him shake it to the left, and refuses to have it tamed by either a brush or a hair tie. We don't call this child Captain Chaos for nothing.

So, long story short, the story of Captain Chaos' mullet is one of a dad with a dream, a mom with a pair of scissors, and a 3 year old chaos monster with a love for 90's country.