To start with, I wanted a mullet cuz I play baseball and it just seemed like the thing to do cuz lots of other guys had 'em. The longer my hair got, the more people started noticing, and before long, everywhere we went, everybody started saying,"Nice mullet," or "I love your mullet." It was a little embarrassing at first, but my dad said I better enjoy all the attention from the ladies, cuz it don't last forever! He doesn't get much attention from ladies, so I guess he's got a point. Anyway, somewhere along the way, I found out about this thing where when you can grow your hair out long enough, you can cut it and donate it to people who have lost their hair from cancer treatment. Lots of my friends and family have battled cancer, and that seemed like a really neat way to show my compassion for the suffering of others. Once I claim the title of Mullet Champ 2024, I plan to go straight to the barbershop and make good on my pledge!