Voting Closed
"I'm The Dew. So, that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dewness, or, uh, Dewer, or El Dewrino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing.”
Jacob "The Dew" Magouirkski is an avid mullet grower. He has been growing his dew for 5 years strong. The Lil Gurk-ski is well known for his 19inch tail and bowling skills. He enjoys letting his lushes locks down and and having a good time. His witty sence of humor and mullet make Jacob the lil man his is.
The Dew is not just a mullet, it is a way of life.
The Dew abides.
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