A long, long, time ago, in a castle far away (actually a house in Atlanta) there lived a princess (a girl named Georgette) who didn't know what to do with her hair. First, she shaved half her head. It was breathtaking and many of the townspeople (other kids at school) copied this style, but alas, it did not make her a queen. Next, she tried cutting it really short (Mia Farrow 1966 pixie cut), that also did not make her a queen, in fact, most villagers thought she was a prince. So, she continued to search the land (Instagram) far and wide for the perfect hair cut. After a long tiring journey, she discovered the crown jewels (@mulletchampusa) and knew immediately what to do. She went at once to her fairy godmother (hairdresser) for the magic spell (mullet haircut). Now, with her freshly cut mullet, she walked through the village (elementary school), and all of the villagers exclaimed "YAAAASSSSSS QUEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!"